Not for Nothing November - Part 26

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

STEP 1: Go buy a turkey
STEP 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
STEP 3: Put turkey in oven
STEP 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
STEP 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
STEP 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
STEP 7: Turn oven on
STEP 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
STEP 9: Turk the bastey
STEP 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
STEP 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
STEP 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
STEP 13: Bake the whiskey for hours
STEP 14: Test the lurkey for numbness
STEP 15: Take the oven out of the lurkey
STEP 16: Floor the lurkey up off of the pick
STEP 17: Turk the carvey
STEP 18: Get yourself nuther scottle of botch
STEP 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
STEP 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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