March Madness Parts 14- 31

So what have I been doing whilst ignoring my massive fan base for the past few weeks?

1] Had a birthday. Suck my wrinkled old ass, Father Time.

2] Turned in my application for fall graduation. This means that in December, at the tender age of 41, I will finally have my BBA in Management. 23 years for a 4 year degree...cripes.

3] I was eating chips yesterday and one fell down my shirt. I plucked it out of my bra and kept on eating. So there's that.

Look out April! Here I come!

March Madness Part 8 - 13

Well, I suck ass, don't I? In my pitiful defense, I've been on spring break from my book learnin', so I haven't been on the computer as much as I normally am. So give me a friggin' break, would ya? Here are some "neener kittehs"...enjoy!

March Madness Part 7


March Madness Part 6

I have been cursed with terribly dry skin which gets worse in the colder months. Mr. Peaches was kind enough to call me "Ashy Kari" today as an homage to the hilariously funny Dave Chappelle skit about the World Series of Dice. It still makes me laugh just as hard now as it did when it first came out.

Konichiwa, bitches.

World series of Dice

March Madness Part 5

March Madness Part 4

We took Ally to her very first soccer practice today. She had such a blast. I was so proud that she didn't trip over her feet and fall on her precious little ass. Apparently the clumsy gene skips a generation. I feel bad for my future grandkids. Here's the little snaggle tooth doing her best Captain Morgan pose.

As I was basking in the glow of watching the fruit of my loins have the time of her life running up and down the field, it occurred to me that I am now a soccer mom. Cripes. On the plus side, it will give me a legitimate reason to wear this spectacular t shirt.

March Madness Part 3

We had a student driven campus clean up today at work called "Green Day". I was so proud of everyone who participated. They were so into it that I damned near got a bit teary eyed from their enthusiasm. The whole environmentally conscious thing reminded me of this bit of hilarity featuring none other than the inventor of the interwebz, Al Gore.

March Madness Part 2

Tuesday is RuPaul day in the Peach household. I am completely obsessed with RuPaul's Drag Race. I mean, we've got gorgeous drag queens, fabulous costumes, hilarious challenges, my gay boyfriend Santino from Project Runway fame, and of course, the hostess with the mostest herself.

Oh, to be such an Amazonian goddess.

My favorite queen this season is Pandora Boxx, who is portraying Carol Channing in this "Snatch Game" challenge. Raspberries!


Speaking of obsessed, here is my official drag queen makeover, courtesy of The Dragulator. I put the fierce in fierce bitch, n'est ce pas?

March Madness Part 1

I've been ridonkulously busy and all up in my own biznass, thus the lack of bloggage. I've felt guilty and lazy about it so I've decided to post something every day for the month of March.

Of course, now that I've made this epic announcement to my grazillions of adoring readers, I have nothing interesting to say. So please go read Conan O'Brien's new Twitter account. He's much more entertaining than I am. Plus, his beard is much more attractive than mine.