Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus

Good Advice From Spongebob

Apparently the Recession is Over

At least it must be according to Burger King.

15 sugars for one cup of coffee? I understand that according to the Official Lesbian Weight Scale, I am more of a Rosie O'Donnell than a Portia de Rossi, but damn, do I really look like I need 15 sugars? Jesus effing Christ. Way to piss away your supply costs, creepy King dude.

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I just found out that I got a D in one of my classes and will have to take it again next semester. I was about to put my head in the oven and turn on the gas when I remembered Lost will return in February for its last season. I shall postpone the melodramatic offing of myself until mid-May.

Doin' it for December - Part 1

Just kidding. I don't have the testicular fortitude to blog every day in December. But I do promise to pop in more often than I did pre-November.

Anyhoo, I just had to share this precious note the lovely Peachlette stuck in my purse. The date is 11/19/09 which shows you how often I clean out my damned purse.