I was watching Z-Rock the other night when my mind was blown.
If you don't know what Z-Rock is, it is a hilariously random show on the Independent Film Channel about a struggling hard rock band who play kids' parties during the day to make extra money. Observe the trailer for the first season:
Jim Norton was a guest on this week's episode. If you don't know who he is, he is a ridonkulously vulgar and most-of-the-time funny comedian. Here he is:
Anyhoo, I won't bore you with the plot of the show. What blew my mind is what Jim said. He was in a busy restaurant and screamed out, "Who do I have to felch to get my tuna nicoise?"
I must tell you that I'm a vulgarian by nature and I pride myself on my obscene vocabulary. To paraphrase the movie "A Christmas Story", I work profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. So I knew that felch was a wirty dord, but I wasn't exactly sure what it meant.
So I looked it up.
Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the three wisemen, the sheep, the gold, the frankincense and the myrrh, did I look it up.
Now I'm worried that by googling felch, I've been put on some sort of Department of Homeland Deviant watch list.
Criminy.
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My Top Fifty Favorite Songs
I have been so busy being the coolest bitch on the planet that my poor blog has fallen by the wayside. My life is not interesting enough to talk about on a regular basis, so I have come up with a way to blog with a purpose. Not a staggering life-altering purpose, but a purpose nonetheless. A while back I brought up the amazing website Songfacts and our tendency to vote on anything and everything that comes to mind. I've decided to randomly go through the list of my Top Fifty Favorite Songs and tell you why I love each song and what part it has played in my life. I will report that I have extremely varied and odd taste in music, from the almighty Tenacious D to Etta James to Run DMC to Rick mother fucking Astley. You may read the original post here. And don't worry, we've done a second Top Fifty since that post so you've got at least 100 golden nuggets to look forward to.
KARI'S TOP FIFTY
A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
A Song for You - Donny Hathaway
Ain't Too Proud to Beg - The Temptations
And I Am Telling You - Jennifer Holliday
At Last - Etta James
Boys of Summer - Don Henley
Burnin' Up - Madonna
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Cult of Personality - Living Color
Desperado - The Eagles
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me - Elton John
Dust in the Wind – Kansas
Fallin’ - Alicia Keys
Father Figure – George Michael
Fire - Jimi Hendrix
Happy Together - The Turtles
Hush - Kula Shaker
I Wish - Stevie Wonder
In My Daughter’s Eyes - Martina McBride
It's Tricky - Run DMC
Let’s Stay Together - Al Green
Long Way Down – The Goo Goo Dolls
Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
No Sleep Til Brooklyn – The Beastie Boys
One Love - Bob Marley
Rescue Me - Fontella Bass
Rock and Roll All Night - KISS
Rock Lobster - B-52s
Rock With You - Michael Jackson
Separate Ways - Journey
September - Earth, Wind & Fire
Southern Cross - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Stay - Sugarland
Tempted - Squeeze
The Message - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
The Reflex - Duran Duran
Tribute - Tenacious D
What I Want – Daughtry
Who Put the Bomp? – Barry Mann
You Don't Know Me - Ray Charles
You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
You're My Best Friend - Queen
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8 comments:
Alright, I knew it was going to bad. And I was a bit terrified that I'd learn that it was something I'd actually done. (Very
happy to report I haven't. Nor would I.) I had to read it 2 or 8 times to really wrap my brain around the concept. Then at whatever point the word "gerbil" popped up I lost it. Thank you for expanding my world.
Why the hell did my comment space like that? Weird.
Anyway, just dropped back by to suggest you change your headline to "Whiskey Tango Felch". Just a thought.
I don't see any weird spacing. I think all the felching you've been doing has affected your eyesight.
Oh snap, Whiskey Tango Felch! So it is written, so it shall be done. Awesome.
I use Urban Dictionary for my dirty word needs and let me tell you I am never not sorry. I have learned more about how disgusting people are than I need to.
I thought maybe I should add here that there is a Felch street in Three Rivers, MI. It might be spelled Feltch. I'm not sure.
We heard rumors, so in grad school, we had to go find it.
I've seen Fel(t)ch street with mine own eyes. Tis not a legend; tis a real thing.
I kind of want to ask if something squirted you in the eye when you passed by Fel(t)ch Street, mjenks, but then again I really don't.
Wait, you haven't always had a following widget have you? I've just been stalking your ass daily. And then I get ridiculously excited when I see new stuff. You've made my day! I'm all up in your posse, yo. Just two little letters away from being so wrong.
No, I haven't always had the follower thingy. Hell, until recently I've only had 1 person silly enough to follow me. She is apparently unstable and I love her dearly.
Yay! My very own stalker! I feel all tingly inside and whatnot.
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