Not for Nothing November - Part 12

My child has lost her freaking mind. I swear she stumbled upon a meth lab on the way to recess. She is zooming through the house like Speedy effing Gonzalez.



Here she is showing me the contraband Now & Later she snuck into her room at bedtime. I don't know how she got it past me. I think she called in Jack Bauer and CTU for a rogue candy smuggling operation. Damn it, Chloe.



And here is the Tasmanian Devil jumping on her bed. Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the three wisemen, the sheep, the gold, the frankincense, the myrhh, and the star of Bethlehem.



She's lucky she's cute or I would have put her in a basket and left her at an orphanage a long time ago.

3 comments:

Samsmama said...

Hooray! This finally showed up for me! AND, I'm the first one here. Suck it, bitches.

Seriously, where does the energy come from? Sam will stay up until midnight if I'll let him, which I have. Drives me insane most of the time. But, like Ally, he's cute, so we'll keep him.

The jumping on the bed picture made me dizzy. Or maybe it's the wine. Whatevs.

Headphones Monkey said...

I read some where today that there's a blog of nothing but pics of people jumping on beds. Those bastards would be lucky to have Ally grace their presence. I did the blue tongue, btw.

Samsmama said...

I shit you not, this JUST happened.

Sam asked me for a sucker. I told him he could have one then it was time for bed. He got a goofy grin on his face and said, "I hid one in the back of my pants. If you said no I was going to hide it in my room behind the red bucket." And as he was walking away, "That would have been AWESOME!"