Not for Nothing November - Part 9

The lovely and delightful Bev wanted her devoted readers to show their office spaces. Since I have a huge girl crush on her, I've decided to comply with her wishes. I am very easily manipulated.

Here is my work 'puter. Note the blog, people.

Artwork by the southern Picasso, Ally. I don't think you can see it too clearly, but there is a picture of her in a tiny little University of Georgia Bulldog cheerleader outfit. I don't want her to grow up to be an acutal beer pong playing, crystal meth snorting skank UGA cheerleader, but she's cute enough right now that I'll allow the fantasy.

Sidebar - Here's one of my favorite UGA jokes:

Q: What do Georgia and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls.

Moving on, here is more art by the miniature Monet, a picture of Mr. Peaches and the Peachlette, and a thank you card from one of our sweet students. I love most of them.

Yes, I am one of those mothers who have pictures of their rugrats all over the place. Go frig yourself if you don't like it. This is my area of motherly statues and a cutout of Ally in her ballet outfit. Notice that amongst the nurturing environment is the plant that I am systematically trying to drain the life from.

Sidebar - Here's one of my favorite jokes addressing my terrible grammatical habit of ending sentences with prepositions:

A Southern belle finds herself sitting next to two New England yankees on an airplane. The belle turns to the yankees and asks, “So, where y'all from?”

The yankees look at each other and turn up their noses. One of them says, “We're from a place where we don’t end sentences with prepositions.”

Without missing a beat, the belle replies, “So, where y'all from, bitches?”


Headphones Monkey said...

1-I like anything that contains the word bitch.
2-Ally is da bomb cuteness, dig.
3-I have the same angel statue
4-I got a tingle seeing the lap top from wherest you send me the linkage, the humors, and the what nots
5-I have "You Sexy Thing" as my current ear worm. Irrelevant of your blog, but I felt compelled by your office showing candor to share that nugget.

Bev said...

KARI! Girl, I love you and have a crush on you right back! Thanks so much for showing your stuff. I totally giggled when I saw your blog choice on the ol' laptop. You're da bomb diggity!

Now, about that NE Yankee joke... I'm a friendly gal and I promise if you ever sat next to me on an airplane we'd be too busy getting drunk and bonding for me to criticize your grammar! :)

Thanks so much for playing! I'll link ya today!

Samsmama said...

What the french, toast? I seriously am not getting these in my reader. And I have NO CLUE why. Although I'm going to try something different and see if it helps.

Love you work are! And is that a Willowtree figurine I spy? Specifically, is it the same one Bev has? Awesome!

Kari said...

Ms. Monkey -
1-true that, bitch.
2-I hate to be an obnoxious mama, but she really is da bomb cuteness.
3-awwww...we are angels-in-law
4-I am all about giving you the what nots, lady.
5-crap, now I'm singing it.

Ms. Bev -
Yay for the mutual love! I dig you and you dig me! We are dug!

That joke kills me because I am an odd combination of a yankee and a belle. I can snottily tell you to go eff yourself with the gentlest southern accent you could imagine.

Ms. Smama -

I want so badly to be on your radar but I don't know what to do. Damn interwebz actin' all crazy.

Yes, it is a Willowtree. And yes, I just looked back at Bev's and it's the same one. Awesome. Good sleuthing, Nancy Drew.