Not for Nothing November - Part 10

It's Tenacious Tuesday, y'all!

10 Commandments of the D
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.


Headphones Monkey said...

I ain't meaning no disrespect to Jables, but you can have him and I'll take me all the Rage Kage I can handle yo. I'm disappointed there isn't a commandment regarding clog dancing and spine piercings.

Bev said...

I could not agree with ALL of these commandments! Love Tenacious D.

Oh, and I did not mean to blow your mind, but that shit happens to me all the time.

Bev said...

Um, that was supposed to say "could not agree MORE." Sorry -- it's early!

Kari said...

Dude, we can be chubsters-in-law. I am down like 4 flat tires on that one.

Bev, you freaked me out for a minute. How could you not agree with all the commandments? They are the word, and the word is the truth.

Samsmama said...

Bev's comment totally threw me. Glad she corrected herself. Tenacious D rules. Dave and I danced to "Fuck Her Gently" at our wedding.