Apparently the Recession is Over

At least it must be according to Burger King.



15 sugars for one cup of coffee? I understand that according to the Official Lesbian Weight Scale, I am more of a Rosie O'Donnell than a Portia de Rossi, but damn, do I really look like I need 15 sugars? Jesus effing Christ. Way to piss away your supply costs, creepy King dude.

7 comments:

carissajaded said...

Well Whataburger sure doesn't think it's over! I asked 3 times for extra ketchup, emphasizing the EXTRA, like lots. I got 2!!!! Stingy mofo's!

Consider yourself lucky :)!

Shannon said...

Insert "you don't need sugar because you're already sweet joke" here.

Samsmama said...

Are you going to be like my Grandma and keep them all?

Stuart said...

You'd have to use both hands to manage all that. Good thing you're ambi-dextrose.

*ahem*

Sorry.

wv - execa: a Latina business manager

Weezie said...

Ok - I count 17 sugars in the picture hoochie mama.....

Kari said...

@Carissa - I suggest you slap the Whataburger representative until ketchup falls out of his/her ass.

@Shannon - awww...you are precious!

@Smama - hell yes! I'll keep them in my drawer with the silverware I steal from restaurants and my big ass used tinfoil ball.

@Stuart - I couldn't love you and your corny jokes more if I tried. Not that I would ever try such a thing.

@Weezie - perhaps my lack of numerical prowess is why I got a D in mother fucking Quantitative Management. FML.

Weezie said...

Tenacious Peaches, you did better than me - I would have made an F in that damn stupid class.....that's why I PAID for an A!!!!!!!!!!!!!