15 sugars for one cup of coffee? I understand that according to the Official Lesbian Weight Scale, I am more of a Rosie O'Donnell than a Portia de Rossi, but damn, do I really look like I need 15 sugars? Jesus effing Christ. Way to piss away your supply costs, creepy King dude.
About Me
My Top Fifty Favorite Songs
I have been so busy being the coolest bitch on the planet that my poor blog has fallen by the wayside. My life is not interesting enough to talk about on a regular basis, so I have come up with a way to blog with a purpose. Not a staggering life-altering purpose, but a purpose nonetheless. A while back I brought up the amazing website Songfacts and our tendency to vote on anything and everything that comes to mind. I've decided to randomly go through the list of my Top Fifty Favorite Songs and tell you why I love each song and what part it has played in my life. I will report that I have extremely varied and odd taste in music, from the almighty Tenacious D to Etta James to Run DMC to Rick mother fucking Astley. You may read the original post here. And don't worry, we've done a second Top Fifty since that post so you've got at least 100 golden nuggets to look forward to.
KARI'S TOP FIFTY
A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
A Song for You - Donny Hathaway
Ain't Too Proud to Beg - The Temptations
And I Am Telling You - Jennifer Holliday
At Last - Etta James
Boys of Summer - Don Henley
Burnin' Up - Madonna
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Cult of Personality - Living Color
Desperado - The Eagles
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me - Elton John
Dust in the Wind – Kansas
Fallin’ - Alicia Keys
Father Figure – George Michael
Fire - Jimi Hendrix
Happy Together - The Turtles
Hush - Kula Shaker
I Wish - Stevie Wonder
In My Daughter’s Eyes - Martina McBride
It's Tricky - Run DMC
Let’s Stay Together - Al Green
Long Way Down – The Goo Goo Dolls
Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
No Sleep Til Brooklyn – The Beastie Boys
One Love - Bob Marley
Rescue Me - Fontella Bass
Rock and Roll All Night - KISS
Rock Lobster - B-52s
Rock With You - Michael Jackson
Separate Ways - Journey
September - Earth, Wind & Fire
Southern Cross - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Stay - Sugarland
Tempted - Squeeze
The Message - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
The Reflex - Duran Duran
Tribute - Tenacious D
What I Want – Daughtry
Who Put the Bomp? – Barry Mann
You Don't Know Me - Ray Charles
You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
You're My Best Friend - Queen
Facebook Me!
Apparently the Recession is Over
Posted by
Unknown
on Friday, December 11, 2009
At least it must be according to Burger King.
15 sugars for one cup of coffee? I understand that according to the Official Lesbian Weight Scale, I am more of a Rosie O'Donnell than a Portia de Rossi, but damn, do I really look like I need 15 sugars? Jesus effing Christ. Way to piss away your supply costs, creepy King dude.
15 sugars for one cup of coffee? I understand that according to the Official Lesbian Weight Scale, I am more of a Rosie O'Donnell than a Portia de Rossi, but damn, do I really look like I need 15 sugars? Jesus effing Christ. Way to piss away your supply costs, creepy King dude.
The Cool Kids
My Favorite Blogs
-
-
Blind Item #1314 hours ago
-
-
Bobservations20 hours ago
-
-
The Diaper is Full Now7 months ago
-
I LOVE (AHMAD JAMAL’S) MUSIC1 year ago
-
-
-
Today2 years ago
-
-
Here's the What What3 years ago
-
In a dark place AKA Minnesota4 years ago
-
Pool Party4 years ago
-
-
-
Man Stories6 years ago
-
-
Song Of The Day7 years ago
-
I'VE MOVED7 years ago
-
-
Unpopular Opinion7 years ago
-
Friday Morning Latin Lesson: Vol CXIII8 years ago
-
-
-
-
Farewell8 years ago
-
hello (again)9 years ago
-
A tale of two board games:9 years ago
-
-
Top 20 Songs Aspies May Relate To9 years ago
-
UPDATE10 years ago
-
-
-
-
The World’s Best Meatloaf11 years ago
-
-
-
-
And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...11 years ago
-
-
-
-
We Moved!!!12 years ago
-
Band from Poland: Psychohollywood12 years ago
-
Time For Me to Fly13 years ago
-
Caught on Tape13 years ago
-
And (almost) finally13 years ago
-
Christmas Meme14 years ago
-
-
-
Blogroll16 years ago
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7 comments:
Well Whataburger sure doesn't think it's over! I asked 3 times for extra ketchup, emphasizing the EXTRA, like lots. I got 2!!!! Stingy mofo's!
Consider yourself lucky :)!
Insert "you don't need sugar because you're already sweet joke" here.
Are you going to be like my Grandma and keep them all?
You'd have to use both hands to manage all that. Good thing you're ambi-dextrose.
*ahem*
Sorry.
wv - execa: a Latina business manager
Ok - I count 17 sugars in the picture hoochie mama.....
@Carissa - I suggest you slap the Whataburger representative until ketchup falls out of his/her ass.
@Shannon - awww...you are precious!
@Smama - hell yes! I'll keep them in my drawer with the silverware I steal from restaurants and my big ass used tinfoil ball.
@Stuart - I couldn't love you and your corny jokes more if I tried. Not that I would ever try such a thing.
@Weezie - perhaps my lack of numerical prowess is why I got a D in mother fucking Quantitative Management. FML.
Tenacious Peaches, you did better than me - I would have made an F in that damn stupid class.....that's why I PAID for an A!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post a Comment