All You Zombies

I think Wal-Mart combines a brain paralyzing chemical agent with the air supply in their stores, thus rendering all shoppers clinically stupid. All shoppers but me, of course.

5 comments:

Steel Magnolia said...

Yes.......because the world revolves around only you.

Kari said...

It's about damn time you got with the "It's All About Kari" program.

spockgirl75 said...

Lord how I love me the Redneck Mall that is Wal-Mart! People are just rendered dumb upon entering though.

Fintan said...

I;ve been to Wal-Mart once in my life... in Canada. I'd never seen anything like it :p

Rockman said...

I call them Wal-Martians...they are ususally identified by the spandex stretchy pants that are two to three sizes too small and the "deer in the headlights" stare.....