All You Zombies

Posted by Unknown on Wednesday, September 17, 2008
I think Wal-Mart combines a brain paralyzing chemical agent with the air supply in their stores, thus rendering all shoppers clinically stupid. All shoppers but me, of course.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes.......because the world revolves around only you.

September 18, 2008 at 8:42 AM
Unknown said...

It's about damn time you got with the "It's All About Kari" program.

September 18, 2008 at 9:14 AM
Anonymous said...

Lord how I love me the Redneck Mall that is Wal-Mart! People are just rendered dumb upon entering though.

September 18, 2008 at 3:38 PM
The Seeker said...

I;ve been to Wal-Mart once in my life... in Canada. I'd never seen anything like it :p

September 29, 2008 at 9:47 AM
Anonymous said...

I call them Wal-Martians...they are ususally identified by the spandex stretchy pants that are two to three sizes too small and the "deer in the headlights" stare.....

October 16, 2008 at 12:12 PM

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