I have been so busy being the coolest bitch on the planet that my poor blog has fallen by the wayside. My life is not interesting enough to talk about on a regular basis, so I have come up with a way to blog with a purpose. Not a staggering life-altering purpose, but a purpose nonetheless. A while back I brought up the amazing website Songfacts and our tendency to vote on anything and everything that comes to mind. I've decided to randomly go through the list of my Top Fifty Favorite Songs and tell you why I love each song and what part it has played in my life. I will report that I have extremely varied and odd taste in music, from the almighty Tenacious D to Etta James to Run DMC to Rick mother fucking Astley. You may read the original post here. And don't worry, we've done a second Top Fifty since that post so you've got at least 100 golden nuggets to look forward to.
I think Wal-Mart combines a brain paralyzing chemical agent with the air supply in their stores, thus rendering all shoppers clinically stupid. All shoppers but me, of course.
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Yes.......because the world revolves around only you.
I call them Wal-Martians...they are ususally identified by the spandex stretchy pants that are two to three sizes too small and the "deer in the headlights" stare.....
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Yes.......because the world revolves around only you.
It's about damn time you got with the "It's All About Kari" program.
Lord how I love me the Redneck Mall that is Wal-Mart! People are just rendered dumb upon entering though.
I;ve been to Wal-Mart once in my life... in Canada. I'd never seen anything like it :p
I call them Wal-Martians...they are ususally identified by the spandex stretchy pants that are two to three sizes too small and the "deer in the headlights" stare.....
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