So what have I been doing whilst ignoring my massive fan base for the past few weeks?
1] Had a birthday. Suck my wrinkled old ass, Father Time.
2] Turned in my application for fall graduation. This means that in December, at the tender age of 41, I will finally have my BBA in Management. 23 years for a 4 year degree...cripes.
3] I was eating chips yesterday and one fell down my shirt. I plucked it out of my bra and kept on eating. So there's that.
Look out April! Here I come!
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My Top Fifty Favorite Songs
I have been so busy being the coolest bitch on the planet that my poor blog has fallen by the wayside. My life is not interesting enough to talk about on a regular basis, so I have come up with a way to blog with a purpose. Not a staggering life-altering purpose, but a purpose nonetheless. A while back I brought up the amazing website Songfacts and our tendency to vote on anything and everything that comes to mind. I've decided to randomly go through the list of my Top Fifty Favorite Songs and tell you why I love each song and what part it has played in my life. I will report that I have extremely varied and odd taste in music, from the almighty Tenacious D to Etta James to Run DMC to Rick mother fucking Astley. You may read the original post here. And don't worry, we've done a second Top Fifty since that post so you've got at least 100 golden nuggets to look forward to.
KARI'S TOP FIFTY
A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
A Song for You - Donny Hathaway
Ain't Too Proud to Beg - The Temptations
And I Am Telling You - Jennifer Holliday
At Last - Etta James
Boys of Summer - Don Henley
Burnin' Up - Madonna
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Cult of Personality - Living Color
Desperado - The Eagles
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me - Elton John
Dust in the Wind – Kansas
Fallin’ - Alicia Keys
Father Figure – George Michael
Fire - Jimi Hendrix
Happy Together - The Turtles
Hush - Kula Shaker
I Wish - Stevie Wonder
In My Daughter’s Eyes - Martina McBride
It's Tricky - Run DMC
Let’s Stay Together - Al Green
Long Way Down – The Goo Goo Dolls
Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
No Sleep Til Brooklyn – The Beastie Boys
One Love - Bob Marley
Rescue Me - Fontella Bass
Rock and Roll All Night - KISS
Rock Lobster - B-52s
Rock With You - Michael Jackson
Separate Ways - Journey
September - Earth, Wind & Fire
Southern Cross - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Stay - Sugarland
Tempted - Squeeze
The Message - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
The Reflex - Duran Duran
Tribute - Tenacious D
What I Want – Daughtry
Who Put the Bomp? – Barry Mann
You Don't Know Me - Ray Charles
You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
You're My Best Friend - Queen
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I have been cursed with terribly dry skin which gets worse in the colder months. Mr. Peaches was kind enough to call me "Ashy Kari" today as an homage to the hilariously funny Dave Chappelle skit about the World Series of Dice. It still makes me laugh just as hard now as it did when it first came out.
Konichiwa, bitches.
World series of Dice
Konichiwa, bitches.
World series of Dice
March Madness Part 4
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We took Ally to her very first soccer practice today. She had such a blast. I was so proud that she didn't trip over her feet and fall on her precious little ass. Apparently the clumsy gene skips a generation. I feel bad for my future grandkids. Here's the little snaggle tooth doing her best Captain Morgan pose.

As I was basking in the glow of watching the fruit of my loins have the time of her life running up and down the field, it occurred to me that I am now a soccer mom. Cripes. On the plus side, it will give me a legitimate reason to wear this spectacular t shirt.


As I was basking in the glow of watching the fruit of my loins have the time of her life running up and down the field, it occurred to me that I am now a soccer mom. Cripes. On the plus side, it will give me a legitimate reason to wear this spectacular t shirt.

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We had a student driven campus clean up today at work called "Green Day". I was so proud of everyone who participated. They were so into it that I damned near got a bit teary eyed from their enthusiasm. The whole environmentally conscious thing reminded me of this bit of hilarity featuring none other than the inventor of the interwebz, Al Gore.
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Tuesday is RuPaul day in the Peach household. I am completely obsessed with RuPaul's Drag Race. I mean, we've got gorgeous drag queens, fabulous costumes, hilarious challenges, my gay boyfriend Santino from Project Runway fame, and of course, the hostess with the mostest herself.
Oh, to be such an Amazonian goddess.
My favorite queen this season is Pandora Boxx, who is portraying Carol Channing in this "Snatch Game" challenge. Raspberries!

Speaking of obsessed, here is my official drag queen makeover, courtesy of The Dragulator. I put the fierce in fierce bitch, n'est ce pas?

Speaking of obsessed, here is my official drag queen makeover, courtesy of The Dragulator. I put the fierce in fierce bitch, n'est ce pas?
March Madness Part 1
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I've been ridonkulously busy and all up in my own biznass, thus the lack of bloggage. I've felt guilty and lazy about it so I've decided to post something every day for the month of March.
Of course, now that I've made this epic announcement to my grazillions of adoring readers, I have nothing interesting to say. So please go read Conan O'Brien's new Twitter account. He's much more entertaining than I am. Plus, his beard is much more attractive than mine.

Of course, now that I've made this epic announcement to my grazillions of adoring readers, I have nothing interesting to say. So please go read Conan O'Brien's new Twitter account. He's much more entertaining than I am. Plus, his beard is much more attractive than mine.

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